I am not a qualified physician
And I don't want to give this injection
I am not a qualified physician
And I don't want to give this injection

Dorothy is begging for trouble
She insist I should give her this needle
But darling one thing I want you know
Don't blame me for where this needle go

I push it in, she pull it out
I push it back, she start to shout
Dr. Kitch is terrible
I can't stand the size of your needle

She lied down in such a position
It was difficult to give this injection
She start holding on to the needle
Making me so uncomfortable

I said darling can't you be steady
I'm gonna have it done very shortly
She Dr Kitch I am sorry
But the size of the needle frighten me

I push it in, she pull it out
I push it back, she start to shout
Dr. Kitch is terrible
I can't stand the size of your needle

She still wouldn't lie down quietly
Constantly moving her body
So I stab her in the face with vaccination
And I went on giving the injection

She screamed Dr stop I can't stand the pain
I don't think your inside the right vein
I said it's your own fault you weren't cool
The needle must be in the wrong hole

I push it in, she pull it out
I push it back, she start to shout
Dr. Kitch is terrible
I can't stand the size of your needle

I pulled it from that hole and start again
I have the needle now in the right vein
The needle had just gone in half an inch
The stupid young lady start to flinch

Suddenly she bawled us hooding
I can feel the penecillin going in
I said you little fool look what you do
You talk until your needle break in two

I push it in, she pull it out
I push it back, she start to shout
Dr. Kitch is terrible
I can't stand the size of your needle.
